Did someone say Power Rangers?!

Power Rangers

No, no they didn’t. We’re talking NFL Power Rankings, not the Power Rangers, sorry to disappoint. With two weeks in the books we’re starting to get some tangible evidence of where these teams stack. Some deeper conversations can occur. No, we’re not talking about discovering Kepler-1658 deep, more like Saturday night, 11:30 PM at the bar after 4 shots of whiskey and some beers deep. But still, its more in depth than the convo we were able to have after week one, which was like a conversation between Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

We’re only a couple weeks in but already we’ve seen the Steeler’s Ben Roethlisberger lost for the year. This is after watching Andrew Luck retire in the pre-season and seeing Nick Foles shelved for at least the first half of the year. To top it off Drew Brees saw his hand turn to jelly in their big match up with the Rams, and now he’s gone for a decent chunk of the season as well.


The who’s who of NFL Quarterbacks list looks more like a M*A*S*H operating room. These injuries will surely impact the Power Rankings this week. So without further delay, lets take a look at how the squads are stacking up currently:

  1. New England Patrios (Last week: 1)
  2. Kansas City Chiefs (2)
  3. Dallas Cowgirls (4)
  4. Green Bay Packers (5)
  5. Los Angeles Rams (7)
  6. Seattle Seahawks (20)
  7. Houston Texans (10)
  8. Chicago Bears (13)
  9. Baltimore Ravens (9)
  10. Buffalo Bills (22)
  11. Atlanta Falcons (14)
  12. San Francisco 49ers (15)
  13. Philadelphia Eagles (8)
  14. New Orleans Saints (3)
  15. Los Angeles Chargers (6)
  16. Minnesota Vikings (12)
  17. Cleveland Browns (18)
  18. Oakland Raiders (25)
  19. Indianapolis Colts (16)
  20. Tennessee Titans (11)
  21. Detroit Lions (23)
  22. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (31)
  23. Pittsburgh Steelers (23)
  24. Carolina Panthers (19)
  25. Denver Broncos (30)
  26. New York Jets (24)
  27. Jacksonville Jaguars (21)
  28. Cincinnati Bengals (28)
  29. Arizona Cardinals (29)
  30. Washington Redskins (26)
  31. New York Giants (27)
  32. A Junior High Powder Puff League Runner Up
  33. The Bad News Bears
  34. Your Grandmother’s Bridge Club
  35. Miami Dolphins


  • Written by Jason Sullivan
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