After not even a full week one slate in the books (The Broncos-Raiders game is still going on) it feels completely irresponsible to post a power ranking after just a single week. Well duck it, lets be rebels.

Welcome to the week 1 knee jerk reaction power rankings.

Before we get into the knee jerk rankings, lets give a quick shout out to a friend of the Ducking Right family, Coco, who was mocked for selecting Chiefs wide receiver Sammy Watkins as early as he did in his fantasy draft with the last pick in the 4th round. He must have been awfully proud watching Watkins absolutely blow up Sunday with 9 catches, for 198 yards, and 3 touchdowns, all the while sitting on Coco’s bench as he started Tyler Lockett over the exploding Watkins.

1. New England Patriots
2. Kansas City Chiefs
3. New Orleans Saints
4. Dallas Cowgirls
5. Green Bay Packers
6. Los Angeles Chargers
7. Los Angeles Rams
8. Philadelphia Eagles
9. Baltimore Ravens
10. Houston Texans
11. Tennessee Titans
12. Minnesota Vikings
13. Chicago Bears
14. Atlanta Falcons
15. San Francisco 49ers
16. Indianapolis Colts
17. Pittsburgh Steelers
18. Cleveland Browns
19. Carolina Panthers
20. Seattle Seahawks
21. Jacksonville Jaguars
22. Buffalo Bills
23. Detroit Lions
24. New York Jets
25. Oakland Raiders
26. Washington Redskins
27. New York Giants
28. Cincinnati Bengals
29. Arizona Cardinals
30. Denver Broncos
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
32. The worst team in your town’s local pop warner team
33. Miami Dolphins

And as a bonus to the Knee Jerk Reaction rankings, we also have a bonus just plain jerk ranking. Winner and still champion:

• Written by Jason Sullivan
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